I see some of you folks was complainin' about me a coupla days back, complainin' about what I got to say, but you couldn't stop talkin' about me anyways, and I know why. You secretly want me around to put a little excitement into yer dull human lives. So I ain't been here for a bit. So what? I had other stuff to do, see? My life don't revolve around this here forum, I just come here when I got a little spare time. Yer damn lucky to EVER hear from me! So don't complain about it when ya do. It won't do ya no good anyways. Just have some ZALOXX in a nice cool drink and you'll feel better soon.

- Chongo