And old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became2015-04-06_0752
very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that
said: "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: — "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: — "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: — Aaagh !! — "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, — that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see !!!!

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so — " Here's your $1000 back."

Dr. Young: "But this is only $500…"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story — Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!