Yeah, guns! Terrible things! There sure never was any trouble in the world till those stinkin' guns came along, was there? No sir. And you can't trust ANYONE who owns a gun! Why, they all oughta be shot, that's what I say. Right, Rap? This is why I always carry a loaded gun and a LOT of extra ammo everywhere I go, coz I know there are all those nutcases out there who own and carry guns and I gotta be prepared to blow 'em away the moment they present a threat, right? It don't take a degree in rocket science to figger out these things, you just need a little common sense...and a gun. Preferably several guns. And maybe a bulletproof vest.

- Chongo