Oh your pate de fois is sure dandy and fine
And duck a l'orange, with appropriate wine
But if youre seeking a meal that will rattle your mind
Eat a chimp!

You can braise boulognon til the cows start to spoon
And dine on fine cheeses sent straight from Rangoon
But for sauce that will send you straight over the moon,
Eat a chimp!

There's nothing quite like it for texture and smell
ANd a faint overtone of a dingly dell!
IF you need to delight the young gourmand from Hell,
Eat a chimp!

You can stew him or fry him, serve him cold, serve him hot!
You can simmer his bones in a three-day crock pot!
All these reasons to do it, and not one to not!
For a family reunion, it will please the whole lot!
Eat a chimp!