gnu....you may think YOUR time is valuable, man, but consider how valuable Chongo's time is! He's a presidential candidate, a primate rights advocate, a simian celebrity, a courageous champion of the right of apes and humans to engage in holy (or secular) matrimony, AND a streetwise warrior in the ongoing battle against crime on the gritty streets of the Windy City, Chicago! He has to deal with gun mobs, drug dealers, shylocks, apeicidal gorillas, closet specists, B & E specialists, and shady ladies of little virtue so people like YOU can live in relative peace and safety. Match those credentials, mister. I know you can't. :)

- LH