The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3702820
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
18-Apr-15 - 10:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The difficulty of swallowing a microphone depends on the type of mic. You could learn to swallow a Shure SM-57 or SM-58 with a little practice, but one of those big-assed things they use in recording studios, well, you'd probably have to chew it up. Then there's the corded or cordless issue. If you swallow a mic with a cord, you can pull it back up like a goldfish. But if you swallow a cordless mic you should probably follow it with a strong laxative 'cause there's only one way that sucker's comin' out.