I've tried examining your head Terribulus. Still in therapy from the experience.

In an ideal world you would say that there is no real difference between the two parties since the "compassionate conservatism" under Major met Blair and Mandleson's "New Labour."

However, the present conservative government (coalition? Where?) has not addressed the financial issues that led to the 2008 crash, other than blame the previous government for causing it, which not even they really believe as it was in spite of rather than because of governments, and to lower living standards whilst claiming to have raised them. On and haven't addressed the debt despite saying they have. It's all in the figures.

No. The main two reasons the Tories should not be trusted with power are a combination of poor fiscal management combined with suicide pacts over our future as a trading nation. If we leave The EU, we are fucked. Ask Cameron. He is pro EU but his party isn't. Weird and awful in equal measure.

I've already voted by the way. Postal vote.