The flat cap is real and the whippet is a greyhound to be technically correct. To my knowledge the other Muskets enjoyed a similar upbringing to you, public school, university etc etc. I'm sure either will let you know about pets and headware if they wish.

I do recall being licked to death by two Dalmatians when in Scotland last staying with Musket but flat cap? Naw, trying to appear working class to impress people is more up your street, what?

My cap was a natural progression as I became a slap head. The rain coat for dog walking is Rohan if that helps?

You see, the difference between us is you really want to be a working class hero but the mask keeps slipping whilst I am happy to go to the garage and say eni meni mini mo to choose between the BMW and Merc. Meanwhile, you can take the lad out of the pit estate but like you, I can't take my background away. You appear to want to lose yours whilst berating me for mine. Odd chap.

Look on the bright side. I'm a bit like the deserving poor you condescendingly witter on about, but minted.

I love armchair warriors. 😎