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Silicosis: Female relation with breast implant
Diabetic: Welsh compulsive gambler
Tuberculosis: Fear of London underground
Gonnorhea: Morning roll call at STD camp
Obesity: Where most medal holders live
Hypothermia: winter clothes for river mammals
Rheumatism : Doctrine that everybody should live in a bedsit.
Typhus: Argument at Golf Clubhouse door
Impetigo: Miner's job description