I did actually see this on a bog wall somewhere many yonks ago.

If music be the food of love, play on
Shakespeare

Fuck
DH Laurence.


I may have seen but there again may have read elsewhere

Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink.


On the almost Shakespeare quote, I forget how many wannabe comics in folk clubs contrived this into a song introduction ;

If music be the food of love
Why don't Rabbits sing like buggery?