Two guys were amusing themselves and each other by coming up the various charades and trying to stump each other. One of the two kept solving the charades consistently, so the other decided he had to come up with a really elaborate one.

He hired sixteen strippers and had them partially disrobe, stand in a row in a specific sequence, and face specified directions. The first was bare from the waist up and faced the front. The second was bare from the waist down with her posterior to the front. The next two pairs of women were the same, and the next two had their posteriors to the front. The next eight women lined up in an identical pattern.

"It's a piece of music," he said to his opponent. "Can you guess what it is?"

His opponent studied the line-up for about a minute, then he said, "AHA!! I've GOT it! It's the 'William Tell Overture!'"

The first guy smacked himself in the forehead and said, "You're right. But how did you figure it out?"

"Easy," said the other guy. "It's obvious.

Titty-rump titty-rump titty-rump-rump-rump,
Titty-rump titty-rump titty-rump-rump-rump!!"

Don Firth