There once was a lady from Fife,
Whose man was the bane of her life,
    For he had an aversion
    To every perversion,
And only liked fucking his wife.

Well, one day the poor lady struck,
And she wept, and she cursed her hard luck,
    Saying, "Where have you gotten us
    With your monotonous
Fuck after fuck after fuck?

I once knew a harlot named Sue,
And a versatile girl she was, too.
    After ten years of whoredom,
    She perished of boredom
When she married a jackass like you."