The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3707161
Posted By: Rapparee
07-May-15 - 09:44 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Cher Maman, I must be the only one who stayed sober last night. Everyone else seems to have gone to some drunken orgy where they drank the Devil's rum, sang, broke up bars, beat up cops, and caroused with questionable companions.

But not me! I followed your teachings and stayed home, eventually loading the new refrigerator with the food from the old one and then putting on my Winnie-the-Poop jammies and wending my weary way to beddy-bye.

And I didn't wet the bed last night, either!