The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3707332
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
07-May-15 - 08:00 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It was me! I did it! I stole the canned fruit!

The recall of Bluebell frozen fruit bars has resulted a run on other brands of frozen fruit bars at my local supermarket. There are now none of any kind available! People are buying them all up and hoarding them. I am going to have to make my own to avoid going into frozen fruit bar withdrawal.

Hence, the supermarket burglary in Blind River, Ontario. It was an easy choice because there's some loser up there who's a surefire patsy. The cops are probably knocking on his door as I type.