With apologies to:
Spanky Macfarland:"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mom."
William Claude Dukenfield: "There comes a time in every person's life when they must grab the bull by the tail and look the situation squarely in the eye."

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again: then give up. No sense being a damn fool about the whole thing."

Thom