I want this thread taken out! Out, do you hear?

A few weeks ago, a blood test I had revealed high cholesterol and, even though I feel great, the doc said "No cheese, only low-fat milk, etc."

Well, I loved cheese - ate it every day - and I miss it, how I miss it. I'd kill for a slab of Stilton, murder for a hunk of Lancashire...

Cheese, cheese, cheese... oh, be still my heart!