There has already been a Nantucket one (see Mousethief). However, there is also

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who went down to hell in a bucket.
    When asked to come out,
    He would sit there and shout
"Up your arseholes, ye buggers! and suck it!"

I also vaguely recall one with no taboo words, ending with the line

And as for the bucket, Nantucket.