Actually, the donuts have proven to be an improvement on the moose turds. They have less nutrients, but they taste better. And they keep the cops pacified.

Sophocleese has this T-shirt that says "Bad Cop. NO DONUT!" She actually has the nerve to go into Tim Horton's wearing it, and one time there were all these cops at one of the tables, and I think one of them even knew her...they laughed. She's pretty and likeable, (even if she did come from the Hamilton area), so she can get away with things like that. Beauty, eh?

- LH