My heat pump (mini-split) is pissed off. Heat. Cool. Heat. Cool. Where the fuck did spring go? Dog damn Global Swarming! I want SPRING dammit!

AND... David Letterman is retiring after Wednesday's show. Who am I supposed to watch? Fallon plays Beer Pong with interesting guests so I can't watch him and even when he interviews them, half or more of the interview is about him. James Cordon acts like a silly English twi/at so much that I don't even record him NO MATTER who his guests are. Seth Myers guests who are of interest are few and far between and I have to listen to inane banter with some jackoff in the band who IS NOT A COMEDIAN. Do I really have to look to see who is on Conehead O'Brien because he is even worse with the "Mommy! Look at me!" shit? The guy that took over Colbert's show and turned it into a shouting match? devoid of any true journalism?... NAY! I shall not!

Of course, I won't miss Jack Hanna.


Sweet Jesus! Please stop dumbing down Late Night TV.