What if an anorexic baker said "I'm not selling you any cakes, you're too fat"

What if a baker refused to put blood in a cake for a Vampire customer ?

what if a baker refused to pick out all the bits of meat in a steak pie for a vegetarian ?

what if a nudist baker refused to put his pants on to serve the Queen ?

what if... oh bollocks, these 'what ifs' are just getting far too stupid ...

That christian baker is a bigot and no amount of ludicrous 'what ifs' make any difference,
or will ever help him to look any less bigoted by comparison...