"The Eurovision Hootenanny 2016" !!!???

Why not.. might work...

..then again, if the entire potential audience for it throughout the entirety of Europe
turns out to be only 3 tone deaf banjo pluckers and a sheep dog...😬


In the meantime, let's look on the bright side.. Australia this year..

Maybe the USA should be invited next time to show us pop-tart Europeans how the show ought be done..😜