(to Cole Porter tune 'Let's fall in love.)


Film stars do it, clown cars do it,
Secret Service is paid to do it. Just for fun, run for the Prez.

They say that brothers do it. Mothers do it. The brother of the guy who blew it, do it. Lets do it, lets run for Prez.

Bland Rand can do it, Rubio can do it. Texas asses who now wer glasses do it. 15 billion now buys a Prez.

Jindals do it, Daniels do it. Even crackers like sweet Graham do it. They do it, lets run for Prez.

Some with the flu do it, or just sniff glue doo it. Naturally Canadian Ted Cruz will do it. Lets do it, lets run for Prez.

[lyric spoken like a sermon]
Shall we pray, A Messiah in the hand is worth 3 of the Bush. Imagine Huckabee and Christie running. No really, picture them running...in shorts...shirtless...downhill.
Now who among us shall run?

[Back to tune]
Liars will run, Walkers will run. Most of them are in an ad while shooting their gun. They do it, they run for Prez.

Trumps do it, Kings do it. Even names that have no ring to it do it. They do it, they run for Prez

Lets keep the 15 fifteen billion for we the 300 million.
In the next election lets just draw straws.






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Bribes do it, Quid quo pros do it.4 billionaires who don't play fair do it. They'll do it, they'll buy a Prez.


Angry white men do it. Cursed with privilege but no courage do it.
Fueled by racism and cruelty do it. They always run.


McCain was able but due to Palin was failin. Whoever has the cash may still keep winin. Just do it just run for Prez.