Speakin a yer gators, Troy Landry will be at Cabela's in Moncton (opens in four days) about 3 km from my house on Saturday from 12 to 3 PM! Tree shakah Jake! Tree shakah!

King of the swamp. One tough SOB. One real nice guy. Spittin image of some of my Acadian relatives.

Alas, I shall not attend. I dare not brave wading through the crowd of screaming rednecks that would make the Beatles' adulation by horny young teenage girls look paltry in comparison.

Choot im Lizebet! Choot im!