MOABites don't need to worry about silly things like data plans. We have Gluon! If it's going to cost you an arm, two legs, and a chicken wing to send a message, no problem! Just jot it down on a cocktail napkin, whistle for Gluon, and the noble duckdog will travel hyperspatially to the nearest available free Interweb place where he'll type the message up and post it to this thread, all quicker than you can say

"Quark!"