I've often thought that we need different kinds of dollars to pay for different things.

Like...

A dollar with 10% water added - to use for buying ham.
A dollar thats only about 1 inch wide for buying low fat food.
A dollar with fine print that says 'only valid in groups of 50' for those special offers that require you to buy $50 of groceries before you get item at the special price.
A dollar that's securely welded inside a steel container - for buying anything that is shrink wrapped.
A dollar with a sticker on it that can't be removed without destroying the dollar - to buy anything that has such a sticker on it.

OK. That's a start, any of you have any more?

Bert.