Advert for smooth talking gnu...local Craigslist:
"I have a 3 year old belted Galloway cow for sale she is bread to my belted Galloway bull and dew late September asking 1500.00 hundred, she takes well to electric fence and bob wire. this will be her 2nd calf. just down sizing for next winter that is why I am selling her, she is a great with razing her calf's call me..."