"True exchange"
Liverpool schoolteacher Peter Maloney specialised in stories he heard from his pupils he used to teach at a school not far from Childwall Abbey, in South Liverpool
Two kids on their dinner break were walking along the street past the Abbey when they met one of the monks - long grey beard, shaven head, grey robe down to the ground
"Eh father, were you in the Ark?"
"Of course I wasn't, you cheeky lout".
"Why weren't you drowned then?
Jim Carroll