The East Sussex version went like this

My Old Man's a dustman
He fought at battle of Mons
Killed a thousand Germans
with only 15 bombs

One went here
One went there
One went round the corner
My Old Soul with a bullet up his hole
Was cryin' out for water

Water, water, water, water
Water a penny a glass
If you don't want our water
You can stick it up your arse