The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3721529
Posted By: gnu
06-Jul-15 - 08:03 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Let's talk squash. The most physically demanding sport on earth short of warfare. Look it up lest ye have issues. Now, take squash and add Canuck rules. In Canuck squash, there is no referee and 'lets' are not given. Poofty bullshit is that! What is given is checking an opponent onto the floor to get to the ball or, if he continuously blocks play, driving a Yellow Dot at several thousand miles per hour speed into the small of his back. As for smacking an opponent with one's racquet, I paid $12.50 for my last one some 35 years ago or so and I'll be damned if I would possibly break it in such fashion. I am a Canuck! I'd drop the racquet and drop the cad what offended wit me own knuckles. There's yer fuckin let buddy, Canuck style.

Sigh... I used to spend 5 to 6 hours on the squash court every Saturday and Sunday. In a row. One opponent after another. Now, I have a hard time mowing the lawn. Hmmmm... maybe the extreme squash was a bad idea? BTW...