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Thread #59418 Message #3721676
Posted By: gnu
07-Jul-15 - 12:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The one on my right cheek bone? Hockey stick. Left forearm? Hockey stick. Right wrist? Hockey stick. Top of my head? Teeth. I slashed his hockey stick and shoulder boarded the big fucker (over a foot taller than the biggest guy on my team) so hard that I knocked the wind out of him and his head jerked forward such that his eye teeth contacted my skull. Talk about blood! I was literally seeing red whilst I was smacking the big prick silly until the refs hauled me off him, which is how I got some of the scars on my knuckles. Slashing, boarding, game misconduct, a three game suspension and a lot of pats on the back from my teammates. Him? Well, let's just say he never played dirty hockey and threw his weight around again while I was on shift.