The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3721786
Posted By: Amos
07-Jul-15 - 05:45 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Major stress conditions--our passports have been our dear friends for ten years as of August 6th, meaning they will expire. Who wants to fly to foreign lands with an expired passport, eh? Not I, sayeth the pig. Scramble scramble, get photos, print forms, fill out forms. Go see Gummint Men next Tuesday and get passports renewed within six days. Fingers crossed, pant pant pant.

If Mount MOAB ever should give way
Between Canucks and the USA
The land would split and cave and cleave
Brave men would cry, women would grieve
And all the hearts on all the sleeves
Of BS artists break and bleed.

The smoke of dreams and jests undone
Would blot the ever-loving Sun
And all the world forget to grin
As Mom's great peaks go crashing in;

And worse, when all of that were done
The sober bastards would have won!