The new Texas textbooks had just arrived when Nate Wisenheimer insisted that they be returned due to editorial errors. Marion Muller, President of the school board, scolded Nate, I told you before the chapter on the war of Northern Aggression was going to stay just the way it is
Madam President that's not what is wrong at all. Its the chapter on WW2.
Oh dear what is it?
You of all people should know that WW1 should read as "the war to end all wars" and WW2 should read as The War of Polish Aggression, Czech Aggression, French Aggression, Russian Aggression, Latvian Aggression, English Aggression, Belgian Aggression, Crete Aggression, American Aggression, Lithuanian Aggression...