What could be horrida
Than the state of Florida
When in an election They were at each other's throats
So, they stopped counting the votes
And, even though more, voted for Gore
For Bush it's a win
Though his margin was thin
So, it's Hail to the chief
Even though he's a thief.

A friend of mine is a fan of Ogden Nash, and he wants me to share this with you all