The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3723088
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
12-Jul-15 - 02:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Advice to young heterosexual couples:

Use a reliable form of birth control during the months of October, November, and December. Doing so will minimize the chances of your having a child during the summer. Not having summer-born children will eliminate summertime birthday parties, which are a source of unparalleled misery for adults.