No, fair is fair, Raggy. Keith is quite right in his statement Anything except answer what I say, because you can't.

No-one can answer what Keith says because no-one knows what he actualy means. It goes sort of like this.

Keith: It is a lovely day today.
AN Other: Well, it is rather dull and overcast here.
Keith: It is not dull and overcast here.
AN Other: I am only saying it is dull and overcast here.
Keith: It is sunny. You are a liar.
AN Other: The forecast says it is going to cloud over in Hertford later.

An hour or two passes and it does indeed start to rain on Keith's head

Keith: It may be raining but that is not what I meant by a lovely day. I only meant I feel really good today. Why do you people always twist everything I say. You lose.

Have I got it right?

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