FYI, the other definition of "sad."

sad
1
ADJECTIVE
1.
feeling or showing sorrow; unhappy:

"I was sad and subdued"

synonyms: unhappy · sorrowful · dejected · regretful · depressed ·

2.
informal

pathetically inadequate or unfashionable:

"the show is tongue-in-cheek—anyone who takes it seriously is a bit sad"

synonyms: substandard · below standard · below par · bad · deficient

You sad people.