You object to my playing with a phrase while you totally negate the colloquial meaning of wanker, which I had already explained as someone who pleases no-one but himself. So, it is perfectly OK for you to play with a phrase but not for other people to do the same. Making up the rules as you go along once again. Or cheating as I have often pointed out. And yes, I am occasionally a wanker. As Rick Nelson said, you can't please everyone so you've got to please yourself. I will leave it to you to figure out which meaning I am referring to although I am sure you will chose the wrong one.