Oh darn it - no toupee! Toupee or not toupee that was the question. And it turns out to be combover. I 've got the combover blues, from my head down to my shoes... Sorry Mr. Trump. The rumour was false.   I am deeply sorry for getting the facts wrong.   I called him a cheat and a liar, and said he had a Toupee.   I now correct the stuff about the toupee.   It was wrong, wrong, wrong.