Morticia,

Iwish...

I think I'm probably about ten years older than you. You can have all of my stuff, though. It's not worth s**t. As for the babysitting, I've got a seventeen year old, so I figure I only owe you about two years of back babysitting... unless you're saying you want me to babysit your back.

See? We're bickering already. We must be sisters.

hesperis, thanks for the ettiquette tips. Now I'll know who to call when I don't know how to behave myself properly. (Be prepared for a lot of calls...)