Sorry BWM, anal bleaching is all the rage in Gainsborough. Back when beauty salons offering laser hair removal had to be registered under healthcare laws and I was regulating healthcare, I had the novel experience of visiting a salon there and it was possibly the first time I saw anal bleaching on a price list.

£45 as I recall.

Makes you think...

Men could have it too, both on its own or as part of a "back, sack 'n crack."

This different universe... Some excellent song material in it all the same, and none of us have to walk far to find it.

(Odd. I thought Goofus made a sane, logical and relevant contribution to the thread. Must go and lie down.)