A woman on a cruise is approached by a man who offers her £1000 to allow him to kiss her breasts.
She is highly insulted and storms off, but after a while she thinks, "what harm can a kiss do - and £1,000.....", so she comes back and agrees.
They go to his cabin and he slowly unbuttons her blouse, and he begins to fondle and stroke her breats.
After a few minutes of this she says, "Well, go on, kiss them".
"I can't", he says.
"Why not?"
"I haven't got any money".
Jim Carroll