The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3728520
Posted By: Amos
06-Aug-15 - 02:36 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Guess the moment ran a bit long, there. We are ramping up for our flight to Erin and a week on the broad, misty back of the silver Shannon. I swan it shall be a merry and restorative time.

Maggie Darling Dogg has a small injury on her left forepaw and limps around. The vet provided an antibiotic spray and what is quaintly referred to as an E-Collar. Do you know WHY? It isn't because it's electronic, no--it is just a plastic cone that gets tightened around her neck at its narrower end and surrounds her heard like some kind of surreal acrylic halo or a megaphone with a confused soul trapped in it. No, it's called an E-collar because it looks like an Elizabethan ruff, anchored to the neck and sticking out around the face like one of those Regina Elizabeth I paintings. How about them apples?