Okay, Spaw...I have FINALLY figured it out! ...I think...

You asked:

I think your problem is obvious Hawk. Observe the two diagrams below:

Diagram A --- O Diagram B --- O

Which one is your ass and which one is a hole in the ground?

Okay...neither one of them is my ass! This is now confirmed beyond any shadow of a doubt, by direct observation, by holding a small mirror and adjusting the light just so. What they are is, one of them is Little Orphan Annie's right eye, and the other is her left eye, and she is obviously lying down on her side, facing the viewer, but I don't know which is the right eye and which is the left, cos I don't know which direction she's lying in.

Either that or it could be Sandy's eyes...or Daddy Warbucks' eyes...or Punjab's eyes...or...Shit!

This isn't getting us anywhere, is it?

Be that as it may, Spaw, I feel duty bound to tell you that in your posting which I pasted above you neglected to place a comma before the word "Hawk".

You're slipping, son. Time for some summer courses.

- LH