The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #3729218
Posted By: gnu
09-Aug-15 - 05:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Cue the music. AUGUST NINTH, 2015. This is the weather report with Gary gnu Owens. 19? 19 fuckin C baby! And a breeze! Oh, it's cloudy and a bit misty at times but NINETEEN on August 9? I am absolutely lovin this. My windows have been open for a few days and I am in heaven... 'cept fer the fuckin crows. I swear, if I get a terminal illness diagnosis, crows will fuckin die. Bastards wake me up at zero dark hundred hours? I'll gladly eat crow. And I'll have a full belly given the amount of incessant cawing that goes on before my alarm clock goes off. But... 19C in August? WOW! And, I saw a hummingbird today... early fall baby! Then, with the moons and signs on the go, a long and cold winter with little snow*.

*Offer prohibited where Mom Nature is a bitch.