IDENTIFICATION PORTION:

Full Legal Name: James Eurastus Mordachai Clive Percival Festus Herbert Walker Bush Krause

Former names, and dates of name changes (please give brief explanation for each name change on back of form): Billy Bob Hey You Dommer Esel Dubyah Shifferbrains. Date of change: 1/11/01

Names you might have wanted to have had instead:
Sue

Mudcat Name (GUESTs need not apply): Jim the Mudcatter formerly known as Soddy

QUIZ PORTION - MULTIPLE CHOICE:

How do you pronounce "clique"?
___ rhymes with "chic"
___ rhymes with "chick"
_X__ rhymes with "thick way"
___ other: rhymes with "_____________________________"

Where is Sperlonga?
___ Ontario
___ Somewhere in the Balkans
___ Italy
___ Who cares?
Just on the other side of Ozawkie, Kansas

Cletus is:
___ an otter
___ a possum
_X__ Spaw's male member
_X__ a rock group comprised of former members of Oasis
The two are or might not be mutually exclusive

Flaming and character assault are:
___ wrong
_X__ wrong when done by GUESTs
___ fun
_X__ a great source of sexual pleasure

Rick Fielding is:
___ God
___ a god
___ godlike
_X__ a hell of a nice guy

Max is:
___ God
Nah, maybe the Fourth Person of the Trinity now renamed the Quadratity.

A sense of humo(u)r is:
___ a sign of a sick mind
___ more to be feared than respected
___ more or less a necessity in cyberspace
___ what Spaw needs for Christmas next year
All of the above

BS means:
___ just what it looks like
___ please get infuriated by this thread
___ Bachelor of Science
___ Blow it to Smithereens
All of the above

The number one rule to remember at Mudcat is:
___ never stand downwind of Spaw
___ relax and have fun
___ if it ain't in Child it ain't folk
___ never disagree with an Inner Clique member
All of the above. Good advice, except Lomax should be added to Child

QUIZ PORTION - ESSAY QUESTION

I want to be a member of the Mudcat Café Inner Clique because (continue on back if necessary): I don't have a life and hafta hang out to dry in Cyberspace.

OATH PORTION

I hereby solemnly swear, affirm, and/or agree that, if selected by the Mudcat Café Inner Clique (MCIC) as a perspective member, I will uphold the laws, bylaws, and sacred taboos of the Mudcat Café Inner Clique (MCIC), never revealing them to non-Mudcat Café Inner Clique (MCIC) members, not even my dog, and eventually have them tattooed on my inner left thigh in bright fuchsia ink. I will attack all anonymous GUESTs at every available opportunity, and make as many inside jokes as my keyboard can stand. You know, (he sez with his fingers crossed behind his back) an oath never made an honest man of a liar, and an honest man needs no oath to force him to be truthful. And I ain't got a dog. (Fingers uncrossed now.) Honest.

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Jim Krause