My mother was from Philadelphia, and we sang this song on car trips when I was a kid (about 1965 or so):

Oh, I fell from a window,
A second story window,
And I caught my eyelash on the sill, the sill.
Go get an ax there's a fly in baby's mustache,
A boy's best friend is his mother,
I'm a moron you're another,
Absence makes the heart grow fonder,
P'roxide makes the hair grow blonder,
Christmas comes but once a season,
My father shot a horse.

For some reason that song popped into my head today, and I was wondering if it appeared somewhere on the web. Sure enough!