I'm viewing the thread title as sarcasm.
Anyway, there's a meme-ish thing going around Facebook that involves a poster with an image of re/white/blue swirl on a Trump head, and "TRUMP 2016 - THERE WILL BE HELL TOUPÉE" I'm pretty sure he doesn't wear one though. I don't know what it is, but I don't think it's a wig.

If the world gets a lot weirder than it already is and he gets elected, I think we (meaning primarily US voters) should pool our money and buy Vermont, then declare it a sovereign nation. They won't want Vermont anyway, as it's Bernie, Ben & Jerry country. Who's in?