But the stories of guns being confiscated are absolutely true! Just click right here. Yes, that's Barack Obama shooting a Browning Citori over-under shotgun. Obama likes to shoot, so he's abusing his power as Commander in Chief by having Army grunts confiscate weapons from law abiding Texans to illegally enlarge his own gun collection!

On the other hand, the rumors of using closed-down Walmarts as detention centers are 100% bogus. I cannot imagine a Walmart in Texas being closed down. A Barnes & Noble or Books-a-Million, yes, but not a Walmart or a BassPro Shop.