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Thread #157873   Message #3730905
Posted By: GUEST
17-Aug-15 - 11:31 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Greatness of Donald Trump
Subject: RE: BS: The Greatness of Donald Trump
The Trump Platform

Question: What about the economy?
Trump: It's gonna be great, trust me.

Question: What about trade deficits?
Trump: Carl Icahn gets China. It's gonna be great, trust me.

Question: What about immigration?
Trump: We're gonna build a wall. It'll say "Trump Wall" in big lights. It's gonna be great, trust me.

Question: What about women's issues?
Trump: I love women, except Megyn Kelly and Rosie O'Donnell, and maybe Carly Fiorina-- only if she's not nice to me. It's gonna be great, trust me.

Question: What about jobs?
Trump: We're gonna create jobs. Everybody will work for me, unless I fire them from "Celebrity Apprentice." It's gonna be great, trust me.

Question: What about terrorism?
Trump: We're gonna make America great again by killing everyone who disagrees with me on anything. It's gonna be great, trust me.

Question: What about veteran's issues?
Trump: I love veterans who don't get captured and tortured for six years, like John McCain. It's gonna be great, trust me.

Question: What about male pattern baldness?
Trump: I'm doing a deal to market my own brand of toupees. It's gonna be great, trust me.