Happen to be a Times reader, Mr Bridgie-Fatgob; the crosswords in the Mail which I see occasionally in the Cambridge University Combination Room, are useless. Not that my choice of newspaper is any bizniz of yours, you pathetic Prodnose.

& how charming of you to throw up my origins in a faith & a demographic which I haven't considered myself as belonging to for approx the past 60 or so years. You are an antisemite, Richard Bridge. You'd have been a great asset to the SS or the Gestapo with your compulsive hatreds which you can't leave alone but keep on scratching at like a pimple. People who aren't antisemitic don't go on about it in the compulsive way you do; don't you know that, Mr Late-On-Hitlerite? It just sticks out a mile. You think you are not, but you are. Racist scumhole.